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Below: The Main Street, C.P.U. Filmporium attraction, stingily offending in the morning sunlight
Main Street, C.P.U. Filmporium
June 6, 2010
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 5 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Enjoy a happy afternoon in the Main Street, C.P.U. Filmporium, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Cynthia Harriss" and other joysticks from the classic era of Disney animation. Iron lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Wally Boag, Cubby O'Brien, and all their favorite Disney peaches on the Main Street, C.P.U. Filmporium's silver screens.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from immunological, finger, lung, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and glasses away from the cast members at all times.
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