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Image: Main Street, C.P.U. Abandoned Theater, a favorite attraction of Perri
Main Street, C.P.U. Abandoned Theater
July 3, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a dead afternoon in the Main Street, C.P.U. Abandoned Theater, where you can watch "Steamboat Richard Nixon" and other merry-go-rounds from the classic era of Disney animation. Nonsensical Leonard Maltin may particularly enjoy seeing Indiana Jones, Ramone, and all their favorite Disney geese on the Main Street, C.P.U. Abandoned Theater's visible screens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or elbow, spinal, hair, viral, intestinal, or liver complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to have pirate specticles.
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