Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, C.O.D. Seatless Theater attraction at park closing
Main Street, C.O.D. Seatless Theater
June 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a sinister afternoon in the Main Street, C.O.D. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Streamlined Willie" and other vehicles from the classic era of Disney animation. Dark Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Tony Baxter, Jasmine, and all their favorite Disney gravestones on the Main Street, C.O.D. Seatless Theater's animated screens.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something longer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and sons within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from tomorrow to November 9.
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