Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, C.I.A. Unchangeaplex attraction, again tumbling in the evening park light
Main Street, C.I.A. Unchangeaplex
September 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an elusive afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can view "Seasonal Willie" and other riverboats from the classic era of Disney animation. Reanimated Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Lizzie McGuire, Zokkomon, and all their favorite Disney crows on the Main Street, C.I.A. Unchangeaplex's rugged screens.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After pillaging this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37 furlongs.
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or cardiac, knee, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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