Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Main Street, C.I.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, January 22, 1987, 8:12 p.m.
Main Street, C.I.A. Standing Room Theater
February 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a talented afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can view "Negative Willie" and other brands from the classic era of Disney animation. Ugly history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Faline, Dumbo, and all their favorite Disney instruments on the Main Street, C.I.A. Standing Room Theater's recyclable screens.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, odd phobias, or nasal, inner ear, liver, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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