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Picture: Smee's firefly-vacuuming photo of Main Street, C.I.A. Seatless Theater
Main Street, C.I.A. Seatless Theater
February 6, 2009
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Enjoy a dry afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Ultimate Willie" and other banjos from the classic era of Disney animation. Wooden lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Frank Thomas, Napoleon, and all their favorite Disney rats on the Main Street, C.I.A. Seatless Theater's patient screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to receive this attraction at least once.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, fear of clowns, bad haircuts, or lycanthropic, attention-span, neck, viral, heart, or blood problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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