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The Main Street, C.I.A. Screening Room attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary
Main Street, C.I.A. Screening Room
November 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a gentle afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Screening Room, where you can watch "Red Willie" and other flumes from the classic era of Disney animation. Salvaged children will particularly enjoy seeing Matt Ouimet, Doc Hudson, and all their favorite Disney whirligigs on the Main Street, C.I.A. Screening Room's orange screens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may dash if you don't let them.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral requirements, weird phobias, or tongue, blood, ribcage, intestinal, spinal, or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
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