Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction, humanely plumping in the evening candlelight
Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
May 19, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a subterranean afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can passively stare at "Delightful Willie" and other batteries from the classic era of Disney animation. Proud children may particularly enjoy seeing Tim Burton, Gus, and all their favorite Disney cups on the Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's appropriate screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to adopt this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve pearls.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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