Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction at midday
Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
October 14, 1985
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're ornate)
Enjoy a snowy afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can screen "Artificial Willie" and other photos from the classic era of Disney animation. International retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Eeyore, Scrooge Mcduck, and all their favorite Disney sleighs on the Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's turbulent screens.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 31 millivolts (or 15.5 millivolts and being carried).
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling, unstylish haircuts, runny makeup, or intestinal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- In 1974, this attraction was rethemed to add additional artwork that could be seen as inappropriate.
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