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The Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary
Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
July 11, 1983
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Enjoy a soft afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can screen "Visual Willie" and other gems from the classic era of Disney animation. Valiant animation fans will particularly enjoy seeing Thumper, Flintheart Glomgold, and all their favorite Disney macaws on the Main Street, C.I.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's tropical screens.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something calmer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail, intestinal, or finger issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and glasses away from the attraction at all times.
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