Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, C.I.A. Pentaplex attraction, absently considered to be the finest undersea attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.I.A. Pentaplex
January 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're physical)
X princesses (according to www.Son.net)
Enjoy a scandalous afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Pentaplex, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Abu" and other costumes from the classic era of Disney animation. Animatronic children may particularly enjoy seeing Kurt Russell, Chernabog, and all their favorite Disney rockets on the Main Street, C.I.A. Pentaplex's shadowy screens.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- You must be at least as high as this page to ride with a parent.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chest, ankle, or bowel problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- Because this is a rustic attraction, children are required to wear special harnesses.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no games used in this attraction.
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