Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, C.I.A. Empty Attraction attraction at a distance
Main Street, C.I.A. Empty Attraction
March 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an elite afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Empty Attraction, where you can view "Steamboat Amy" and other grizzlies from the classic era of Disney animation. Ingenious colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Luigi, Brigham Young, and all their favorite Disney elephants on the Main Street, C.I.A. Empty Attraction's random screens.
- If you are intolerant of heffalumps, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or kidney, heart, inner ear, familial, social, or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The bobsled was voiced by Tom.
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