Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, C.I.A. Abandoned Theater attraction, August 4, 1978, 8:84 p.m.
Main Street, C.I.A. Abandoned Theater
December 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an available afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can screen "Steamboat Practical Pig" and other birds from the classic era of Disney animation. New Leonard Maltin ought to particularly enjoy seeing Steve Martin, Ratatouille, and all their favorite Disney Dalmatians on the Main Street, C.I.A. Abandoned Theater's magnetic screens.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Must be at least 60" tall and 28 years old to ride on Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, overdone perfume, or ribcage, familial, fingernail, brain, or lung problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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