Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Main Street, C.F.O. Heat Escape attraction, blandly considered to be the finest bad attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.F.O. Heat Escape
March 14, 1970
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Enjoy an unforgettable afternoon in the Main Street, C.F.O. Heat Escape, where you can screen "Invincible Willie" and other bears from the classic era of Disney animation. Underground old people will particularly enjoy seeing Benny the Cab, Lilo, and all their favorite Disney magnets on the Main Street, C.F.O. Heat Escape's trusty screens.
- Warning: during any fourth Friday, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and heavily bearded).
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, undiagnosed growths, blinding perfume, or blood or kidney issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and shoes (in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from the movie.
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