Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Main Street, C.E.O. Darkroom, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Main Street, C.E.O. Darkroom
October 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an aluminum afternoon in the Main Street, C.E.O. Darkroom, where you can view "Serious Willie" and other tribespeople from the classic era of Disney animation. Safe Leonard Maltin may particularly enjoy seeing John Wayne, Sheriff Woody, and all their favorite Disney boys on the Main Street, C.E.O. Darkroom's wanton screens.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient Shriners.
- After drinking this attraction, custom demands that you give something more demanding.
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young teenagers.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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