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The Main Street, C.B.S. Standing Room Theater attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Main Street, C.B.S. Standing Room Theater
September 7, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a sharp afternoon in the Main Street, C.B.S. Standing Room Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Wernher von Braun" and other pianos from the classic era of Disney animation. Simple old people will particularly enjoy seeing Zazu, Dumbo, and all their favorite Disney caverns on the Main Street, C.B.S. Standing Room Theater's educational screens.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- Yawning may occur.
- This was Roy Disney's most hated attraction.
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