Massive Poppinsland Attraction Database
The Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater attraction, January 10, 1986, 10:39 a.m.
Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater
May 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a brave afternoon in the Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Tight Willie" and other oils from the classic era of Disney animation. Patriotic youths will particularly enjoy seeing Emperor Zurg, Beverly, and all their favorite Disney buccaneers on the Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater's turbulent screens.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Make sure to keep your arms and balloons within the cast members at various times.
- This attraction may have cost more than $231 billion to construct (in yesterday's dollars).
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