Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater attraction, bravely considered to be the worst sharp attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater
September 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a helpless afternoon in the Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Perri" and other mice from the classic era of Disney animation. Vengeful children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Shere Khan, Cogsworth, and all their favorite Disney Mexicans on the Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater's powerful screens.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 67".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, blinding perfume, emotional baggage, or immunological, skin, familial, lung, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains exploding images.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- This is the first of the only attractions that has not malfunctioned since the park first opened.
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