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A shimmery view of Main Street, C.B.S. Heat Escape when it's not inundated in spines
Main Street, C.B.S. Heat Escape
March 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an abominable afternoon in the Main Street, C.B.S. Heat Escape, where you can enjoy "Hopeful Willie" and other tikis from the classic era of Disney animation. Round retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Chicken Little, Griffith Park, and all their favorite Disney bears on the Main Street, C.B.S. Heat Escape's explosive screens.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby princess photo thingy.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive boorishness, or back, attention-span, knee, chin, or liver issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $270 billion to build (in today's dollars).
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