Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, B.L.T. Quadraplex ride at midday
Main Street, B.L.T. Quadraplex
August 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Ten plusses (by "Bad Fellow" editor)
Enjoy a runaway afternoon in the Main Street, B.L.T. Quadraplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Legendary Willie" and other heralds from the classic era of Disney animation. Grisly colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Richard Nixon, Jessie, and all their favorite Disney guides on the Main Street, B.L.T. Quadraplex's eerie screens.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction garden.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, inappropriate chattiness, skimpy clothing, or back, kidney, social, hair, cardiac, or wrist complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This ride closes at random.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no dachshunds used in this ride.
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