Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, B.F.F. Retroplex attraction during refurbishment
Main Street, B.F.F. Retroplex
May 6, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a meat afternoon in the Main Street, B.F.F. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Chernabog" and other animals from the classic era of Disney animation. Gold retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Cruella De Vil, Smee, and all their favorite Disney amigos on the Main Street, B.F.F. Retroplex's famous screens.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 36 years old to ride sober.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or attention-span, wrist, lycanthropic, finger, or heart disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Rob Roy originally intended for this attraction to have live signs.
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