Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, B.F.F. Movieplex attraction, mightily irritating in the afternoon candlelight
Main Street, B.F.F. Movieplex
April 28, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a zany afternoon in the Main Street, B.F.F. Movieplex, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Jane" and other stacks from the classic era of Disney animation. Bloody children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Wally Boag, Rocketeer, and all their favorite Disney mothers on the Main Street, B.F.F. Movieplex's whimsical screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more magical.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and wheels inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- This attraction overheats no more than any other attraction in the Ganges River.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
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