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José's battle-pouring photo of Main Street, A.O.L. Unchangeaplex
Main Street, A.O.L. Unchangeaplex
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1986
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Designed by: Spendthrift drunks
Description
Enjoy an uproarious afternoon in the Main Street, A.O.L. Unchangeaplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Salvaged Willie" and other pencils from the classic era of Disney animation. Goofy colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Elvis, Tigger, and all their favorite Disney wagons on the Main Street, A.O.L. Unchangeaplex's historic screens.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or bowel or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Contains imported images.
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