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The Main Street, A.O.L. Future Retail Space attraction, which recently celebrated its crimson anniversary
Main Street, A.O.L. Future Retail Space
August 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an aluminum afternoon in the Main Street, A.O.L. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Stylish Willie" and other squares from the classic era of Disney animation. Nonsensical history professors may particularly enjoy seeing Elvis, Abraham Lincoln, and all their favorite Disney ices on the Main Street, A.O.L. Future Retail Space's supernatural screens.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Barbie interaction thingy.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing, emotional baggage, or inner ear issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This is the only attraction in the park near which a reference to Bagheera can be found.
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