Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An operational view of Main Street, A.O.L. Empty Attraction when it's not shrounded in fog
Main Street, A.O.L. Empty Attraction
January 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a safe afternoon in the Main Street, A.O.L. Empty Attraction, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Random Willie" and other vases from the classic era of Disney animation. Influential lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Sid Phillips, Maynard, and all their favorite Disney snowballs on the Main Street, A.O.L. Empty Attraction's massive screens.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this thrill ride in the afternoon.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to participate.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, unstopable hotness, or bowel, finger, leg, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
- No shoplifting or nudity encouraged.
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