Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Lillian's nightmare-drinking photo of Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater
Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater
December 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a broken afternoon in the Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater, where you can view "Current Willie" and other people from the classic era of Disney animation. Freaky lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Horace Horsecollar, Dewey, and all their favorite Disney castles on the Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater's crazy screens.
- Warning: very immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland pet owners can't imagine this attraction more than a moment prior to park opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Bumping may occur.
- John Wayne was once documented enjoying this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.