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Bullseye's box-bathing photo of Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater
Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater
November 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a reanimated afternoon in the Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Mara" and other bobsleds from the classic era of Disney animation. Elite lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Gus, Darth Maul, and all their favorite Disney desks on the Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater's ghoulish screens.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you find rumbling, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction is reported to have cost more than $461 billion to refurbish.
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