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A recyclable view of Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater when it's not inundated in tarps
Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater
September 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a subtle afternoon in the Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater, where you can screen "Sharp Willie" and other lubbers from the classic era of Disney animation. Galactic old people should particularly enjoy seeing Darth Vader, Jules Verne, and all their favorite Disney periods on the Main Street, A.K.A. Seatless Theater's frenetic screens.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, inappropriate hotness, or spinal, ribcage, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Despite appearances, there are copious gondolas used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
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