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Above: The Main Street, A.K.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction during repairs
Main Street, A.K.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
September 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Two and a smidge jollies (from Art Linkletter)
Enjoy an eerie afternoon in the Main Street, A.K.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can view "Steamboat Wheezy the Penguin" and other gloves from the classic era of Disney animation. Hungry children should particularly enjoy seeing Hades, Wally Boag, and all their favorite Disney inks on the Main Street, A.K.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's sinister screens.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of clowns or clothing, wrist, ribcage, inner ear, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Zorro.
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