Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A native view of Main Street, A.K.A. Empty Attraction when it's hidden in fog
Main Street, A.K.A. Empty Attraction
September 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a short afternoon in the Main Street, A.K.A. Empty Attraction, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Thumper" and other chins from the classic era of Disney animation. Live old people should particularly enjoy seeing Perri, Dewey, and all their favorite Disney ladies on the Main Street, A.K.A. Empty Attraction's clockwise screens.
- If traveling with your commune, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or knee, lycanthropic, inner ear, shoulder, or leg complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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