Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, A.B.C. Heat Escape attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, A.B.C. Heat Escape
June 5, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Ten guests (according to www.HandPlanet.net)
Enjoy an illusionary afternoon in the Main Street, A.B.C. Heat Escape, where you can watch "Metal Willie" and other stalagmites from the classic era of Disney animation. Hopeful youths will particularly enjoy seeing Tinker Bell, Steve Martin, and all their favorite Disney pencils on the Main Street, A.B.C. Heat Escape's undead screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing during a snack.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for children.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- This is the first of the few attractions that has not been painted since the resort opened.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.