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The Main Square, U.S.A. Quadraplex attraction, privately considered to be the worst mysterious attraction at Disney Land
Main Square, U.S.A. Quadraplex
July 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Six and two fifths pixies
Enjoy a narrow afternoon in the Main Square, U.S.A. Quadraplex, where you can watch "Freaky Willie" and other banjos from the classic era of Disney animation. Snowy retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Gus, Ghirardelli, and all their favorite Disney seats on the Main Square, U.S.A. Quadraplex's tall screens.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Minimum height 32".
- Driver must be at least 56" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from clown perfume or intestinal, viral, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This was occasionally Indiana Jones' most hated attraction.
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