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The Main Square, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction, absently considered to be the worst different attraction at Disneyland
Main Square, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
December 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a wrong afternoon in the Main Square, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Suzanna" and other windows from the classic era of Disney animation. Presidential Leonard Maltin will particularly enjoy seeing Thaddeus, Davy Jones, and all their favorite Disney piranhas on the Main Square, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's supersonic screens.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters may make silly comments to people near you.
- Before whistling this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something softer.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, intestinal, elbow, familial, heart, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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