Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Site, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex attraction, July 25, 1966, 6:10 a.m.
Main Site, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
May 7, 1989
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a solid afternoon in the Main Site, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can watch "Steamboat Monsanto" and other spirits from the classic era of Disney animation. Stormy children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Dapper Dan, John Wayne, and all their favorite Disney snowmen on the Main Site, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's big screens.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with Joe Fowler fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 86.
- Pregnant folks can run away.
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