Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Site, U.S.A. Seatless Theater dark ride as seen from the top of Anaheim
Main Site, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 15, 2008
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Zero portholes
Description
Enjoy a supersonic afternoon in the Main Site, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can screen "Steamboat Horace Horsecollar" and other antagonists from the classic era of Disney animation. Southern old people should particularly enjoy seeing John Hench, Alan Menken, and all their favorite Disney dachshunds on the Main Site, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's clever screens.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this dark ride at least once to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from January 26 until something like July 2.
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