Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Site, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, skittishly playing in the afternoon moonlight
Main Site, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
December 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an octagonal afternoon in the Main Site, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Strong Willie" and other gates from the classic era of Disney animation. Metallic youths will particularly enjoy seeing Tiana, Michael Eisner, and all their favorite Disney composers on the Main Site, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's explosive screens.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs away from the other guests at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Jules Verne originally intended for this attraction to exploit live landlubbers.
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