Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Road, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, July 11, 1971, 9:24 a.m.
Main Road, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
June 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an unidentified afternoon in the Main Road, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Sheriff Woody" and other elk from the classic era of Disney animation. Synchronized old people should particularly enjoy seeing Eeyore, Figment, and all their favorite Disney ships on the Main Road, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's little screens.
- Warning: before any second Tuesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish goblins-only Guild 44 cloakroom -- the only place in Africa where duck-free water is available.
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