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A patriotic view of Main Road, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater when it's not covered in darkness
Main Road, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
July 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an obvious afternoon in the Main Road, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Helpful Willie" and other faces from the classic era of Disney animation. Streamlined lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Incredible, Santa Claus, and all their favorite Disney caps on the Main Road, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's serious screens.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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