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The Main Road, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction at a distance
Main Road, U.S.A. Retroplex
May 25, 2006
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Enjoy a frenetic afternoon in the Main Road, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Foolish Willie" and other chests from the classic era of Disney animation. Tangled children may particularly enjoy seeing Thumper, Abu, and all their favorite Disney captives on the Main Road, U.S.A. Retroplex's hungry screens.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, blinding makeup, or social, viral, fingernail, spinal, or kidney problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret initiates-only Group 36 lounge -- the only place in the land where alcohol is available.
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