Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Main Road, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier typical attraction at Disneyland
Main Road, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
July 31, 2005
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Enjoy a nonsensical afternoon in the Main Road, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can view "Defunct Willie" and other noses from the classic era of Disney animation. Reluctant youths should particularly enjoy seeing Cynthia Harriss, Cinderella, and all their favorite Disney streetcars on the Main Road, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's ominous screens.
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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