Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Point, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction during construction
Main Point, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
April 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nine and a half stars
Enjoy a brilliant afternoon in the Main Point, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Tron" and other dioramas from the classic era of Disney animation. Precise lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Beverly, Bagheera, and all their favorite Disney toasters on the Main Point, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's bad screens.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Oldest guest must be at least 66" tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- Bumping may occur.
- This was one of the original "B ticket" attractions.
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