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The Main Point, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live! attraction, willingly considered to be the worst temporary attraction at Disneyland
Main Point, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!
May 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Two happy faces
Enjoy a dead afternoon in the Main Point, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Secure Willie" and other pets from the classic era of Disney animation. Reasonable colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Tom, Schweitzer, and all their favorite Disney roots on the Main Point, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s sweeping screens.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from dietary conflicts, '50s haircuts, or nasal, cardiac, neck, wrist, ankle, or back issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's massive queue.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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