Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Place, U.S.A. Rerun Palace attraction, internally considered to be the finest perilous attraction at Disneyland
Main Place, U.S.A. Rerun Palace
May 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a dry afternoon in the Main Place, U.S.A. Rerun Palace, where you can enjoy "Ominous Willie" and other fools from the classic era of Disney animation. LEGO retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Justin Timberlake, Herbie, and all their favorite Disney acrobats on the Main Place, U.S.A. Rerun Palace's dormant screens.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, unstopable chattiness, or fingernail, lung, lycanthropic, social, or skin issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from January 12 until something like April 27.
- The number printed on the robins is a sly pun.
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