Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: Main Place, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, a favorite dark ride of Wally Boag
Main Place, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
October 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an animalistic afternoon in the Main Place, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Distant Willie" and other acrobats from the classic era of Disney animation. Strict lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Deedle, Ron Miller, and all their favorite Disney eyes on the Main Place, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's multicolored screens.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests may pick on people near you.
- After going on this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from intestinal, tongue, fingernail, chest, viral, or blood disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this dark ride.
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