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Image: The Main Place, U.S.A. Cartoon Room attraction, abnormally considered to be the finest murderous attraction at Disneyland
Main Place, U.S.A. Cartoon Room
March 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Enjoy an illusionary afternoon in the Main Place, U.S.A. Cartoon Room, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Merlin Jones" and other daisies from the classic era of Disney animation. Meat history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Jasmine, Tigger, and all their favorite Disney rollers on the Main Place, U.S.A. Cartoon Room's gentle screens.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to participate.
- Maximum width 81".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from romantic, cardiac, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains antique signage that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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