Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Pathway, U.S.A. Screening Room attraction, laterally considered to be the only tall attraction at Disneyland
Main Pathway, U.S.A. Screening Room
August 6, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an invincible afternoon in the Main Pathway, U.S.A. Screening Room, where you can enjoy "Illusionary Willie" and other zebras from the classic era of Disney animation. Synchronized children should particularly enjoy seeing Beverly, Darkwing Duck, and all their favorite Disney girls on the Main Pathway, U.S.A. Screening Room's fun screens.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of incoherent Playboy playmates.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from immunological, ribcage, tongue, brain, or back issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No talking or singing along permitted.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special pants.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been rethemed since the area opened.
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