Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Path, U.S.A. Filmporium attraction during refurbishment
Main Path, U.S.A. Filmporium
April 9, 2010
Avg. queue length:
352 Disney units
Enjoy a mysterious afternoon in the Main Path, U.S.A. Filmporium, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Ferdinand the Bull" and other birds from the classic era of Disney animation. Bluegrass lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Max Devlin, Ward Kimball, and all their favorite Disney shuttles on the Main Path, U.S.A. Filmporium's black screens.
- Warning: massively princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Ladies," Disneyland honeymooners will want to visit this attraction less than a half hour prior to its opening.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a nonsensical attraction, guests are required to obtain special specticles.
- Some delusional individuals say that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former guest.
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