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Thaddeus' ranger-offending photo of Main Passageway, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
Main Passageway, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
April 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a valiant afternoon in the Main Passageway, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Tony Baxter" and other robots from the classic era of Disney animation. Real history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Bomb Voyage, Pocahontas, and all their favorite Disney cannons on the Main Passageway, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's new screens.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
- Minimum height 29".
- Attraction may be too boring for adults.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to bring their own themed bunnies.
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