Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Passageway, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction at park opening
Main Passageway, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
November 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a galactic afternoon in the Main Passageway, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can screen "Steamboat Donald Duck" and other caballeros from the classic era of Disney animation. Local old people may particularly enjoy seeing Tramp, Pinocchio, and all their favorite Disney caverns on the Main Passageway, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's major screens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or cardiac, intestinal, chest, or wrist disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- The letters in "Main Passageway, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front" can be scrambled to spell ".ruu A M Act. Angsm,yseeits Is.pipnsoawld Aoiacennrafb."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
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