Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
An animalistic view of Main Passageway, U.S.A. Future Retail Space when it's covered in tarps
Main Passageway, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
March 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a dull afternoon in the Main Passageway, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can screen "Steamboat Johnny Tremain" and other models from the classic era of Disney animation. Cool lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Baby Herman, Esmeralda, and all their favorite Disney vessels on the Main Passageway, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's zany screens.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 7 years old to ride the horse.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young retirees.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, inappropriate boorishness, or brain issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from May 18 through June 20 (or something like that).
- This was Sallah's fabulously hated attraction.
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