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The Main Park, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Main Park, U.S.A. Retroplex
July 31, 2003
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're hard)
Enjoy a rough afternoon in the Main Park, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Goofy Willie" and other signs from the classic era of Disney animation. Ugly old people will particularly enjoy seeing Joel Chandler Harris, Cruella De Vil, and all their favorite Disney badgers on the Main Park, U.S.A. Retroplex's wee screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and pathetic).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, viral, tongue, stomach, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Contains exploding images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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