Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Main Park, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction, fully considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland
Main Park, U.S.A. Retroplex
October 10, 2012
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Enjoy a widespread afternoon in the Main Park, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Rex the Dinosaur" and other critters from the classic era of Disney animation. Exclusive children may particularly enjoy seeing Tweedledum, Gyro Gearloose, and all their favorite Disney bunnies on the Main Park, U.S.A. Retroplex's classical screens.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from odd allergies or bowel, familial, hair, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and opinions inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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