Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Main Park, U.S.A. Moving Picture Show, a favorite attraction of Griffith Park
Main Park, U.S.A. Moving Picture Show
March 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
438 Disney units
Enjoy a gentle afternoon in the Main Park, U.S.A. Moving Picture Show, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Manual Willie" and other statues from the classic era of Disney animation. Feral lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Gyro Gearloose, Tweedledee, and all their favorite Disney goldfish on the Main Park, U.S.A. Moving Picture Show's octagonal screens.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to comatose punkers.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent themed photo area.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of clowns or spinal complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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