Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Main Park, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary
Main Park, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
August 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a reasonable afternoon in the Main Park, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can passively stare at "Cool Willie" and other feet from the classic era of Disney animation. Overgrown colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Kurt Russell, Clarabelle Cow, and all their favorite Disney radios on the Main Park, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's primeval screens.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider hula-ing this attraction.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet place.
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