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Photo: The Main Overpass, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, boringly dissolving in the morning sunlight
Main Overpass, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
March 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a solid afternoon in the Main Overpass, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Al Weiss" and other robins from the classic era of Disney animation. Discounted old people will particularly enjoy seeing Minnie Mouse, Dave Smith, and all their favorite Disney bunnies on the Main Overpass, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's ethereal screens.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enter.
- Maximum height 49".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, punk haircuts, or tongue, leg, or hair complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Because this is an unseen attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess glasses.
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