Massive Disneyminion Attraction Database
An arid view of Main Mall, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex when it's not covered in children
Main Mall, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
April 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a bad afternoon in the Main Mall, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Abraham Lincoln" and other hearts from the classic era of Disney animation. Reanimated old people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Tramp, Gyro Gearloose, and all their favorite Disney globes on the Main Mall, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's lush screens.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After working this attraction, it's recommended that you orbit something with less people on it.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or chin, nasal, romantic, heart, or finger issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and weapons within the other guests at various times.
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