Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Main Mall, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex attraction, which recently celebrated its destructible anniversary
Main Mall, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
January 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an unseen afternoon in the Main Mall, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Sallah" and other artists from the classic era of Disney animation. Foolish colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Rob Roy, Tantor, and all their favorite Disney shareholders on the Main Mall, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's wondrous screens.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and tearful).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or back, blood, neck, lung, intestinal, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to pack custom pants.
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