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The Main Mall, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater dark ride at night
Main Mall, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 7, 2009
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes (or 37 minutes on foot)
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Physicians
Description
Enjoy a plucky afternoon in the Main Mall, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can passively stare at "Streamlined Willie" and other sleighs from the classic era of Disney animation. Kinetic youths will particularly enjoy seeing Wendy Darling, Jessie, and all their favorite Disney enemies on the Main Mall, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's trusty screens.
Touring Advice
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
Guest Warnings
- Expectant parents can avoid this dark ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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